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    LET'S POP UP D CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE WITH DIS...........MORE TO COME ░ ▒ ▓►►►
    BBC Sport: "Arsenal on track for the treble". I thought this must be a joke so I clicked on
    the link. It was, it was talking about
    women's football

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    A woman get on a bus with her baby.
    The bus driver says "damn, your baby is
    so ugly!". With anger, she goes to the
    rear of the bus, fuming. She couldn't
    keep it to herself again, then she told the man sitting next to her, "the driver just insulted me".
    The man replied "then go
    right there and slap him. I will hold your
    monkey for you."
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    A crowd gathered at an accident scene
    and a smart and nosey journalist wanted
    to get d story first hand. "Make way, I
    am d victim's son" he shouted. Slowly d
    crowd paved way for him. On getting
    there,lying lifeless, in front of d car was a goat. :D
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    Woman in bed with hubby's best frend.
    Phone rings.
    Woman : yes? ok fine.. bye.. luv u!
    turns 2 her partner & laughs "bastard
    says he is playing golf with u"
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    "If there are three ducks on a fence and
    you shoot one of them with a shotgun,
    how many are left?" asks the teacher. Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one
    of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is
    gonna make them all fly off."
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    A handsome boy & a hot girl were going to Ikoyi on a
    bike to have fun.
    Rain started & both got wet. They found an uncompleted building &
    went inside. Girl had a nice figure and was looking
    awesome in her wet white T-shirt &
    Tommy shorts. Boy was also well built & was aroused by
    his girlfriend's sexy body. He came close to her & wrapped his arms
    around her waist & he caught her close &
    put his hand on her wet waist & started
    lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth
    skin. Girl put her hands on boy's shoulder &
    offered her lips 4 a kiss.........
    To be continued..........Badt pikins!!!
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    GODVILLA!!!!!!
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    ☺☻☻☺..........Laugh out ur sorrows...!!!
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    G☺☻D MÖяЙING LA.......!!!
    Oh sorry....na Naija we day. But i saw myself not quite long ago in LA???
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    Free browsing is really sweet.......
    opera mimi is flying......Cheexy is walking on d moon.......and bolt is swimming on d ocean!!!
    What more can i do?.........Enjoyment is d best thing to do......Let's Laugh out MTHen, Etisalad and Airtel!!!
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    lmao
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    LLLWWWKKKMMMDDD
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    :D :D :D :D :D
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    My landlords front doors key got
    missing . And since his wife sells cold
    water all through the day people keep
    knocking on the front door to buy
    water .
    The husband tired of asking them to pass through the behind door decided to paste a note on the wall indicating that the front door is bad and all those who want to buy should pass through the back door .
    He placed the paper on a chair outside and rubed it with gum , instantly his
    phone rang inside the house . He left the
    paper on the chair to answer his call . A
    girl came by and sat on the paper ,
    behold the paper was stuck on her
    buttocks and she went on with it in town with the inscription on it "THE FRONT
    DOOR IS BAD PLEASE PASS BEHIND"
    ▒ ▓►►☻☺☻☺☻ ▒ ▓►►
    =))º°˚˚˚ °ºНAĦAНAº°˚˚˚°º=))
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    :D
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    :D notin 4 dulL¡nq
    continue arbeg
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    Dreams........Chai!!!
    Perhaps, i will not wake up wen eva i see myself there again!!!
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    Am on fire dis morning.....as a mata of fat and oil, am sitting on my mother's gas cooker :D
    More jokes and funny photos....!!!
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    Bill Gates organized an enormous session
    to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft
    Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy.
    Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousand candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not know
    Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
    I’ll give it a try.
    Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Ayo says to himself “I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays.
    Then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room.
    To be continued.............
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    Continued 4rm season 2, episode 1.......
    Ayodele says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose?
    So he stays and finds himself with one
    other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said,
    “Apparently you are the only two
    candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so
    I’d like to hear you have a conversation
    together in that language. Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!â€
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    Enjoy urself my G
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    TIME TO CHILLL AND RELAX WITH MY GLASS OF CHELSEA

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    Browsing still continues......:D

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    Enjoyment galore..........
    Up next.........FUNNY PICS :D :D :D :D :D

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    Who be this funny guy
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