HYSOTOPE!!LAUGH 4 CHRIST SAKE..!!!COME IN!!!

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    NEED DAT ONE PERSON TO SPICE UP DAT EVENT OF
    URS AND GIVE IT THE GLAMOR AND EVENT U'HAVE
    EVER WISHED FOR... DEN UR SEARCH IS OVER. CUS Mc
    HYSOTOPE is d right man 4d job.

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    lol! U guys will kill me witth laughter

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    Very funny

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    Bad man lol.
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    UNBEATABLE, LAughing GaS. CUS
    Hysotope laugh wil mAKe U
    Laugh all d LaUGh u surPPose
    LAUgh, 4 D rEsT OF UR LIFE
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    Every thin in lagos is about
    packaging, Tell me wat the
    Different btw OlIVE OIL, and
    Groundnut oil
    CheePS and pEKERE,
    USA: united state of America, And
    USa: united state of Alaba,
    GRA and Gra: Government
    REJected arEA.
    Nepa: nEVEr expect pOWER At
    ALL. And PhCn: problem has
    CHAnged NAme. Etc pDP:
    PEOple destroying Party.
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    Adage/proVER
    One Good tRUN: NA POWER
    STEERING B DAT
    Birds of d same feathers: Na d
    Same MAMA borN dem
    A rolling stone: na PERson push
    ham
    A bird in hand: na chrismas
    chicken b dat.
    The patient Dog: Na hungry go
    kiLL hAM.
    He who laugh last: Na mumu, y
    him no laugh wen others dey
    laugh.
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    I hated it when old women came
    up to me afta weddings and said
    "youre next" they stopped that
    when i did began to do same to
    them afta funerals.

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    Oya nah i knw say dem never finish
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    A boy ask his father, wats btw
    mum's leg? The father answered
    "PARADISE". And he ask dad, wats
    btw ur leg, he answered "key to
    Paradise".
    The boy then said, Dad " i think u
    should change the KEY to
    PAraDIse, Cus i think our
    Neighbour has a copy"
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    GRAMMER:
    Can u speak wat i can spoke,
    Enter ur shoe and 4lo me.
    Stop making shouting.
    Open d window and let the air
    jump inside.
    GRAMMERS: I WILL beat u , u wil
    cry 4rm morning to Day break.
    Can u see wat i can saw?
    Close up ur eye.
    Stand up on ur legs
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    A child ask his father"dad how
    did human race started? The
    father answered" well there
    were monkeys and haps and all
    men developed 4rm them. The
    child later asked his mum d same
    question, the mother answered"
    God made Adam and Eve and
    they gave bath and so
    generation were made.
    The boy confused now told his
    mum" mum but dat told me dat
    all men developed 4rm Monkeys
    and Haps.
    The mother answered" well he
    told u the history of his own
    tribe and family" and i told u dat
    of my Tribe and Family".
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    A man in the reception of an
    hotel mistakly Hit his elbow
    against the Breast of a lady
    standing behind him. He felt
    sorry 4 his unknownly action and
    Apologise Saying" am very sorry
    Young lady, if ur hrt is as soft as
    soft as ur breast, u wil find a
    place in ur hrt to 4give me"
    The lady said nothing, but
    dropped a note in d man's front
    pocket"reading"
    "if ur Man Hood, is as strONG as
    ur Elbow meet me in Room 194.
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    Junior and Bekky were playing in
    the garden wen they saw
    Condom, they taught it was a
    ballon and started playing wit it.
    They enter the house and
    showed it to their mum. Their
    mum was very angry and
    said" nEVER must i see u play wit
    dis kind of Balloon again,"GO AND
    Throw it away"
    The children left the room and
    went out, feeling sorri 4 wat dey
    did. Conversation as follows:
    junior: mum was very angry
    about dat balloon.
    Bekky: "thank God will did Not
    Tell Her Dat Will drAnk d Yourgot
    we saw inside the Balloon
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    Dis aRE THE 10 principles of life.
    (1) U can never leave more dan
    ur life.
    (2) d way u leave ur life do not
    depend on how u planned it.
    (4) you never knew i skiped
    principle num(3).
    (5) you can never touch all your
    teeth with ur tongue.
    (7)ALL MONkEYS WILL tried
    dat and discovered d above
    principle was a lie.
    (8)NOW u are smilling bcus u are
    a Monkey .
    (10) never knew i skipped num 6
    and 9
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    Nigerians are so wicked
    dat they dont want to c a
    glowing light 4rm any poor man.
    If say u want to go to university
    to read law, they wont talk they
    wil just add somtin at the back of
    the law and it tURNS TO :"lAw-
    MAN"LAWMAN,
    EVEN when u want to b a
    DOCTOR , DEY wont
    complain dey'l just add somtin
    infront of the Doctor. Is either ur:
    CoN-DOCTOR,
    Whins-DOCTOR,
    NaTIVE-DOCTOR.

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    shai my rib go soon cut
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    One day A grammerian woked
    up and saw his Building on fire,
    he picked his phone and called
    the fire emergency centre.
    Saying:"
    Hello pls is dat The Combustion
    officer' pls Glaraditate here with
    a Tremendious Acceleration, and
    Immediate Allaquity cus My
    Domiceliary Abitation is under
    going combustion.
    B4 d fire agent cud get a
    dictionary and interprete wat the
    glammerian has said, the whole
    building has burnt down
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    Junior going to school
    on a monday morning with his
    New pair of school sander, on his
    way he saw somtin dat luks like
    sheet, he was confused not sure
    weather it was sheat or not. He
    den decide to taste it and
    discovered it was an OrIGinal
    hUMAN sheet.
    He shout"shnooo its sheat"
    "THANK GOD HAV NOT STEPped on
    it" My sander is still new"
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    Men were born btw the two legs
    of The Women, yet they spend all
    dere life trying to go back to d
    same place bcus
    "DERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME"
    WEN LAST DID U GO HOME?
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    Hello, pls" iN D LAST DA DOS DAT
    DERE NAME ARE NOT FOUND in
    The Book of life will be CasT INTO
    THe lAKE OF---" NOW WAT IS A
    LAKE'? Accord 2 oxford advance
    learner dico, a LAkE IS A Space
    occupied by water"
    Am happy to tell u all dat
    aLL SINNER WIl b thrown into the
    LaKE of WaTER"
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    Similarity and differences btw
    Bra and Bar
    Both are Three letters word.
    All men goes there.
    Both has opening and closing
    time.
    Both are operated by Women.
    Both give pleasure to the flesh....
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    good work.
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    Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I
    think its time that we should talk
    about SEX."
    Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do
    You want to know ?".
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    if baba tia caatch u! I pity u! Lol!

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    guy i dey feel u jor! Lwkmd!

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    na wa oooooo
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    Two snakes meet each other..
    First snake:I hope I am not
    poisonous.
    Second snake:Why?
    First snake:Because I bit my lip!

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    Hey hysotope, u re really trying with ur humour. Kudos n keep up tha work bro.
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    a boss wanted to ve sex wit his
    secetary,he said to her: i ll give u
    #30,000 i ll throw it on d flow u ll
    bend and i ll b tru b4 u pick it. d
    woman called her husband an
    told him about it. d husband
    been a smart guy said tell him to
    make it #50,000 and make sure
    u pick up the money fast b4 he
    zip down. after waitin 4 d wife's
    call 4 abt an hour d husband
    called and asked her how far?
    and d wife replied: d **** used
    COINS and am stil pickin dem i ll
    cal u wen am tru !


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