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    Mitkel Member

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    Why is it that
    everything I want to do is either illegal,
    dangerous, wrong, or just "!  MWz

    A policeman pulls a driver
    over for swerving in and out
    of lanes on the highway. He
    tells the guy to blow into a
    breathalyzer.
    "I can't do that, officer, I'm
    an asthmatic. I could get an
    asthma attack if I blow into
    that tube."
    "OK, we'll just get a urine
    sample down at the station."
    "Can't do that either, officer.
    I'm a diabetic. I could get
    low blood sugar if I pee in a
    cup."
    "Alright, we could get a
    blood sample."
    "Can't do that either, officer.
    I'm a hemophiliac. If I give
    blood, I could die."
    "Fine then, just walk this
    white line."
    "Can't do that either,
    officer."
    "Why not?"
    "Because I'm drunk." Mjz
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    now wonder


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