[NaijA] Subsidy brouhaha

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    >>>At the barber’s shop
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    Customer : How much you dey cut hair for here?
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    Barber: Oga na N100 with ‘Nepa’ but N800 with Gen’!
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    Customer : A beg, flash me when Nepa bring light.
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    >>>Lucky thief<<<
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    A thief was caught and a tyre was put around his
    neck and a box of matches was brought out, but
    nobody agreed to bring petrol . D thief smiled and
    said, “Thanks to fuel subsidy removal.â€
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    >>>Frank Edoho<<<
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    My name is Frank Edoho… This is who Wants to be a
    Millionaire…. The next question is for 50 LITRES of petrol…
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    >>>Warning to GEJ<<<
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    Bad roads, Boko Haram bombings, unemployment,
    Niger Delta militants, insensitive govt, corruption &
    fuel increase to N150…GEJ, u don fall my hand finish
    sha.. Abeg remove dt ya Fedora cap & put on ur
    Thinking 2cap cos d damage will be collateral….Cheii! Cry my beloved country.
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    >>>Startling implications<<<
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    Witches and wizards will carry passengers at night at affordable prices.Most importantly, Jonathan will finally
    have the money to send his wife to nursery school.
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    >>>At gunpoint<<<
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    Abeg, see subsidy wahala o: A car has just been
    snatched @ gunpoint just after filling his tank at
    Gbagada and the owner kept screaming: “MY FUEL,
    My FUEL!!â€
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    >>>Bride price list<<<
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    An Igbo man just received a bride price list: 1. 25litres
    of petrol (non-negotiable) 2.N200,000 cash(negotiable)
    3. 20 yards of ankara (negotiable) 4. 30 tubers of Yam (negotiable), 5. 1 bag of salt, etc.
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    >>BB broadcast charge<<
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    BB chat and pings on me are not free anymore. They
    now cost N50 to chat and N20 to ping, N5 to view
    and copy my DP. Please, bear with me on this new
    development, there is no subsidy on BB anymore. As
    you all know that fuel now costs N140 per litre and I
    have to fill my generator to respond to your chats and pings. Thank you for your usual cooperation.
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    •No more using of generator to watch seasonal films.
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    •Nw some boys r gonna strt using fuel to toast
    chicks..’’Baby take a look at my guage, I hv full tank.â€
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