Discussion in 'DELETED POSTS' started by Dmedal!on, Jan 3, 2012.
>>>At the barberâ€™s shop
Customer : How much you dey cut hair for here?
Barber: Oga na N100 with â€˜Nepaâ€™ but N800 with Genâ€™!
Customer : A beg, flash me when Nepa bring light.
A thief was caught and a tyre was put around his
neck and a box of matches was brought out, but
nobody agreed to bring petrol . D thief smiled and
said, â€œThanks to fuel subsidy removal.â€
My name is Frank Edohoâ€¦ This is who Wants to be a
Millionaireâ€¦. The next question is for 50 LITRES of petrolâ€¦
>>>Warning to GEJ<<<
Bad roads, Boko Haram bombings, unemployment,
Niger Delta militants, insensitive govt, corruption &
fuel increase to N150â€¦GEJ, u don fall my hand finish
sha.. Abeg remove dt ya Fedora cap & put on ur
Thinking 2cap cos d damage will be collateralâ€¦.Cheii! Cry my beloved country.
Witches and wizards will carry passengers at night at affordable prices.Most importantly, Jonathan will finally
have the money to send his wife to nursery school.
Abeg, see subsidy wahala o: A car has just been
snatched @ gunpoint just after filling his tank at
Gbagada and the owner kept screaming: â€œMY FUEL,
>>>Bride price list<<<
An Igbo man just received a bride price list: 1. 25litres
of petrol (non-negotiable) 2.N200,000 cash(negotiable)
3. 20 yards of ankara (negotiable) 4. 30 tubers of Yam (negotiable), 5. 1 bag of salt, etc.
>>BB broadcast charge<<
BB chat and pings on me are not free anymore. They
now cost N50 to chat and N20 to ping, N5 to view
and copy my DP. Please, bear with me on this new
development, there is no subsidy on BB anymore. As
you all know that fuel now costs N140 per litre and I
have to fill my generator to respond to your chats and pings. Thank you for your usual cooperation.
Effects of fuel subsidy removal bel0
â€¢No more using of generator to watch seasonal films.
â€¢Nw some boys r gonna strt using fuel to toast
chicks..â€™â€™Baby take a look at my guage, I hv full tank.â€
wot a country