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    lemme start by introduction
    ma name is stephen153 (NwaJesus) wanted for talking too much
    i started by uploading hot downloads on this site now i found out that this forum is the part i can play well @
    so get ready to cry with laughter
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    A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have
    a problem.  I have these two talking female parrots, but
    They only say "Hi, we are prostitutes.  Do you want to have some
    FUN?'"

    "That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed,  "Bring your two talking
    female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two
    male talking parrots who I have taught  to pray and read
    the Bible, then my parrots will teach your parrots to stop
    saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn
    to pray and worship."

    So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the
    priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding
    rosary beads and praying in their cage.

    The lady puts her female talking parrots in and they say, "Hi, we are
    prostitutes!  Do you want to have some FUN?"

    One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and
    says, "PUT THE BIBLES AWAY!  OUR PRAYERS HAVE
    BEEN ANSWERED!!!!!"
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    Guy. This ur joke is too nice
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    I like the joke. I'm just laughing

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