Re: ¡WARNING!!! IF YOU'RE ALLERGIC T¤ L@U&H+£R, DON'T GO BEYOND THIS ZON€!

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    A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
    "Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository
    ......it's up to you!"

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    Mum: junior ur grandma just sent some gifts for u

    junior: mum i thot ur moda was dead  mum: (red with anger) it's ur mother that will DIE

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    This old man in his eighty's got up and was putting on his coat.
    His wife said,
    "Where are you going?"
    He said,
    "I'm going to the doctor."
    And she said,
    "Why? Are you sick?"
    "No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."

    So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"
    She said,
    "I'm going to the doctor too."
    He said, "Why?"
    She said,

    "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."


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