WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

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    Material Safety Data Sheet

    Women

    Rating: PG MATERIALS

    SAFETY DATA SHEET

    WOMEN  -  A CHEMICAL
    ANALYSIS
    ________________________________
    ELEMENT: Women
    SYMBOL: WO
    DISCOVERER: Adam
    ATOMIC MASS:
    Accepted at 53.6Kg, but
    known to vary from
    40-200Kg
    OCCURRENCES:
    Abundant quantities in
    all areas.
    PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
    1. Surface usually
    covered in painted film.
    2. Boils at nothing;
    freezes without known
    reason.
    3. Melts if given special
    treatment.
    4. Bitter if incorrectly
    used.
    5. Found in various
    states from virgin metal
    to common ore.
    6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
    CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
    1. Has great affinity for
    gold, silver, and a range
    of precious stones.
    2. Absorbs great
    quantities of expensive
    substances.
    3. May explode
    spontaneously without
    prior warning
    and for no known
    reason.
    4. Insoluble in
    liquids, but activity
    increases
    greatly by saturation in
    alcohol.
    5. Most powerful
    money reducing agent
    known to man.
    COMMON USES:
    1. Highly ornamental,
    especially in sports cars.
    2. Very effective
    cleaning agents.
    TESTS:
    1. Pure specimen turns
    rosy pink when
    discovered
    in natural state.
    2. Turns green when
    placed beside a better
    specimen.
    HAZARDS:
    1. Highly dangerous
    except in experienced
    hands.
    2. Illegal to possess
    more than one,
    although
    several can be
    maintained at different
    locations as
    long as specimens do
    not come in direct
    contact
    with each other.


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